愛華網旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.
A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——邊走邊說 （趴在講臺上睡）
（進入夢鄉(xiāng)）
旁白：In her dream……
(上臺擺兩個凳子，A做一個)
A：Oh, it’s a fine day. (假裝看天) (然后突然不經意的拿起一本書翻看)
明星：(上臺)：Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)
(A看著看著書，就不經意的往旁邊看，然后再看看書，突然感覺不對勁，在意外的往旁邊看，看到了自己最喜愛的那個明星，十分激動，不敢相信這是真的)
A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激動地說不出話)
明星：（隨意的回答） Yes, what’s wrong?
A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.
(激動，后面講到廁所時，還有點不好意思)
(當明星聽到廁所時，很驚訝)
明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有點嫌棄)
A: Can you give me your signature?
(講到簽名，明星就興奮了)
明星：Ok ,of course!
A：（大聲喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature
(突然，兩個人跑過來，B把A給推開了然后兩人問明星要簽名)
B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!
C: No, give it to me, to me!!!
(兩人搶著，A一人孤零零的站在旁邊，)
A: Why the result is this ?(抱頭痛哭，邊走邊哭，然后走到睡覺的那個地方，恢復原來的樣子，還有點啜泣)
A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.
It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)
旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.
A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.
(明星上場，走在對面，也在欣賞某些東西)
A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激動)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!
(正當他準備過馬路時，車主做開車動作來了，將要撞A，A很害怕)
車主：Look out!
Aon’t come here, don’t come here!(閉著眼睛) (車主迅速下臺)
（A突然站起來，睜開眼睛）
A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴著又睡)
旁白：In her third dream
(明星在簽名，A前面有B, C)
經紀人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up
A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people.
（到B）
B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.
明星：Thank you
(B下，C上)
C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ?
明星：Sure.
(兩人抱了一下)
（到A）
A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited
(明星面目有點難受的樣子，手捂著肚子)
明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(難受)
A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.
(過來一會兒)
A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok?
經紀人對A說：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.
A: Ah? Why always me ? (傷心地離開，走到睡著的地方)
（突然起身）
A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下鐘，表情驚訝) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!
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