英語笑話是日常生活中常見的現(xiàn)象,被廣泛應(yīng)用于電視劇、電影、小品和其他娛樂節(jié)目中。小編整理了經(jīng)典英文笑話小故事，歡迎閱讀!

經(jīng)典英文笑話小故事：Two Pieces of Cake

Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two!

兩塊蛋糕

湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?

媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!

經(jīng)典英文笑話小故事：Clean Glass

Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. They found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

"Good afternoon, gentlemen. What can I get you?" the man behind the bar asked.

Joe looked at Fred and said, "Beer, I think. Yes, a pint of beer each. Is that all right for you, Fred?"

"Yes, that's all right." Fred said. Then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, "And I want it in a clean glass! Don't forget that."

The man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to Joe and Fred. Then he said. "Which of you asked for the clean glass?"

干凈的杯子

喬和佛瑞德在一個村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點半的時候，他們覺得非?？诳?，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進去坐下吃他們的三文治。

“下午好，先生。你們想要點什么?”柜臺后面的伺應(yīng)問道。

喬

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