英語(yǔ)笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛(ài)的民間敘事類型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現(xiàn)實(shí)基礎(chǔ)。絕大部分的英語(yǔ)笑話都是來(lái)自于現(xiàn)實(shí)生活，是對(duì)現(xiàn)實(shí)生活最直接的映射和反應(yīng)。本文是關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!

關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：Ten Candies

十塊糖

Mother asks her son, "Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candies do you have?"

"Ten." Jim says.

"Then," Mother asks.

"Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn't it right?"

媽媽問(wèn)兒子：“吉姆， 如果你有10塊糖，吃了4塊，那你還有幾塊糖?”

“10塊。”吉姆說(shuō)。

“10塊?”媽媽問(wèn)。

“是的，媽媽。因?yàn)?塊在我的肚子里面，6塊在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不對(duì)嗎?”

關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：It's in English

兒童語(yǔ)言

Our four-year-old son speaks English and German, and he has picked up some Cantonese since living in Hong Kong.

One day I was getting ready to take him to a rugby game. His mother, not being a rugby fan, planned a quiet afternoon at home. Our son, however, pleaded.

"Come on, Mommy, you must come."

"I don't understand the game," she replied.

"But it's in English, Mommy!"

我們四歲的兒子說(shuō)英語(yǔ)和德語(yǔ)，自從到香港居住后，他也能說(shuō)上幾句廣東話。

一天我準(zhǔn)備帶他去看橄欖球比賽。她媽媽不喜歡看橄欖球，為自己安排了一個(gè)休閑的下午，我們的兒子求他的媽媽道：

“媽媽，你還是去吧你，應(yīng)該和我們一起去”

“我不懂這種比賽”她回答。

“媽媽，比賽是用英語(yǔ)講的?！?/p>

關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：A father and his son

父與子

A little boy was very naughty and would not say his prayers before going to bed.

One day his father warned him that if he kept doing so. He would not go to heaven. The boy cried noisily and said, "I don't like to go to heaven alone. I want to go with you and mama."

有個(gè)男孩非常頑皮，不肯在睡覺(jué)前做祈禱。

有一天他的父親告誡他說(shuō)，如果他老是這樣，就上不了天堂的。男孩大哭起來(lái)：“我不喜歡一個(gè)人上天堂，我要同你和媽媽一起去?！?/p>

關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：Hand off

請(qǐng)勿觸摸

At the art museum the sign "Hand off" was displayed before the statue of Venus. It was very easy to notice.

A small child looked from the sign to the statue and said disinterestedly, "Anybody can see that her hand has fallen off."

在藝術(shù)博物館里，擺著維納斯雕像前的指示牌“請(qǐng)勿觸摸”非常顯眼，很容易看到。

有個(gè)幼兒看看指示牌，又看看雕像，然后很淡漠地說(shuō)：“誰(shuí)都看到她是掉了一只手嘛!”

關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：The First Man

第一個(gè)男人

A small boy was asked, "Who was the first man?" He promptly replied, "George Washington."

When his brother reminded him of Adam, the boy replied unhappily, "Oh, I didn't think you were counting foreigners."

有人問(wèn)有一個(gè)小男孩：“第一個(gè)男人是誰(shuí)?”他立即回答說(shuō)：“是喬治·華盛頓。”

當(dāng)他哥哥提醒他說(shuō)是“亞當(dāng)”時(shí)，他很不高興地說(shuō)：“哦，我沒(méi)有想到你們是把外國(guó)人也算在內(nèi)的?！?/p>  

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